Monday, July 28, 2014

Review #17: No More Souls: One Last Slice of Sensation (2004) - Fan film

This six-minute short is the first fan film I've watched. As you may be able to guess, it's a Hellraiser fan film, and relatively well-liked by those who've seen it. It's not overly difficult to see why.

Source: YouTube
Length: 6 minutes
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 79
Country of Origin: USA
Director: Gary J. Tunnicliffe [Within the Rock, No More Souls: One Last Slice of Sensation]


This film opens with a quote quite befitting of the situation.


Humanity is gone - Earth's population was decimated due to nuclear weaponry, and is now uninhabitable. Pinhead laments this fact, as now, there are no more souls to condemn to eternal suffering. In short, he is bored. Too impatient to wait millions of years for more humans to arrive, he decides to end his suffering, and open the Lament Configuration.


This movie is short and to the point. Pinhead (played by the director, Gary Tunnicliffe) has a great monologue for most of the short, showing the boredom of Pinhead and the restlessness of the Cenobites quite well.

Despite the absence of Doug Bradley, I feel that regardless, the film does a good job. The make-up is solid, due to the fact that Tunnicliffe was responsible for the make-up in many well-known horror films, among them the third, fourth, sixth, seventh, and eighth Hellraiser films. Of course, he also worked on the make-up in Hellraiser: Revelations, so perhaps he shouldn't get all the credit.

No More Souls: One Last Slice of Sensation is short, sweet, and to the point. Apparently, this is an Easter Egg on the Hellraiser: Deader DVD, if you wish to purchase it. It can also be found online with relative ease.

My rating: 8/10



Sunday, July 27, 2014

Review #16: The Werewolf Cult Chronicles: Vietnam 1969 (2005) - Short film

Though technically a sequel, I don't believe this has too much to do with the first film (which is 2003's Chimera), so I don't feel my viewing will be affected by that. An interesting movie, I do wish the plot was a bit less convoluted. Still, there are worse ways to spend 20 minutes.

Source: YouTube
Length: 20 minutes
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 55
Country of Origin: Sweden
Director: Ola Paulakoski [The Werewolf Cult Chronicles: Vietnam 1969]


This takes place (obviously) during the Vietnam War, in 1969, and the story occurs northeast of Hanoi (which was the capital of North Vietnam). Three military men (Sergeant Jones, Private Maddox, and Private Turner) are on a secret mission. 

From left to right: Jones, Turner, and Maddox


The mission - to capture Hiep Thi Lee. Jones explains his experience with Hiep Thi Lee to his men. Enter flashback mode: Two years prior, Jones was on a "deep undercover, classified mission." He explains to Maddox and Turner that while he was "green," and "straight out of the world," he knew enough to be wary of CIA-related missions, commenting that it was likely to be a one-way ticket.



He gets into a dispute with Thi Lee - she believes she heard Chinese troops nearby, yet when Stone went to look around the area, he found nothing. Disregarding a suggestion by Stone (seen below, in the center) to check herself, she then asks both men what they know about "the Cult."




Confused by her question, they want to know what Lee is referring too. She replies with the quote:
Lee: Your senior officers put me on this mission to test me, and to give you guys a lesson.
Before anymore can be said, soldiers come into the room from both the door and behind Lee.


Jones says that they then got into battle with Chinese troops, and in the skirmish, Stone got killed.

I doubt Jones' mentioned this to his men.
Jones got away, and was told that Lee had double-crossed them. Turner is dismayed to learn that their target is a former CIA agent.

They move out and locate the house they believe the target to be stationed it. Jones and Turner move to take the target out, while Maddox covers them.

As they're moving out, they fail to notice they are being watched by something else.


Separated from the others, Jones gets hunted down and killed by what appears to be a werewolf.


Morning arrives. Maddox and Turner come upon the remains of Jones, to their disgust.


Grabbing Jones' weapon and bag, carrying relevant documents regarding the mission, they move away to a hopefully safer location. When they next stop, Turner demands that Maddox get out of the documents so they can read the classified information.

The documents expand on the flashback told by Jones, who left some information out when he was telling his men the former night. Things get a bit murky here, as I cannot make out all the words Lee says, due to her strong accent. Apparently, there is a "wolf cult," and someone stole the files from a general and gave them to Stone. Jones rebuffs this, claiming that he saw the files, but did not steal them, and hence, did not give them to Stone. This may be accurate, as Stone is seemingly confused by this whole conversation.


After Stone tells Lee to shut up, she turns into a werewolf (3-D style) and kills him.


Back in the present, Turner expresses disbelief at this document, to which Maddox states that while it's unclassified, it seems to be a legit report. After a minor outburst from Turner, Maddox reads on.


Reading from the notes, Maddox tells turner that a werewolf cult was founded back in the 16th century.  We are then blessed with another flashback, only this one in the same 3-D animation seen a bit earlier.



A group of cloaked men, from what I can tell, raise a demon for some reason or another, yet he does not obey the men - he turns all of them into werewolves, and gives them eternal life, so they are trapped in his (the Demon's) nightmare.



Angered that Jones tricked them, Maddox wants to try to kill Lee, but Turner thinks the best course of action would be to go to the rendezvous point. After picking the longer twig, Turner's plan wins out, and they head out, the wolf still alive, to the rendezvous point. Whether or not both of them make it is a different question, however.

This short strikes me as the type of film that could have been better if the story was more fleshed out. What, for instance, is the connection between Lee and the werewolf cult. Was she an original member of the cult? Did she just work for them, and turned into a werewolf later? We don't know, and the movie doesn't say.

Though this is sandwiched between two films (Chimera from 2003 and The Werewolf Cult Chronicles: Monsters of the Purple Twilight from 2005), there are actually many more stories in the series than what has been released. The Swedish Wikipedia page for the series has some interesting information, which I'll link here, which you can translate the text to if you wish to read it. The three completed films' plots can be read from this page.

Another thing to add is the actors - I don't have much problem with any of the actors aside from the man who played Turner. It's not even so much his acting - it's his accent. On IMDb, it says that this short was filmed in English, but I cannot help but listen to Turner speak and immediately assume it was dubbed. His accent is atrocious, and really detracts from his character in my point of view.

Aside from that, though, I didn't have much problem with this. I do wish the story was a little more clear-cut, but for what it was, I feel it was impressive. The 3-D animation left a little to be desired, but as much as I make fun of it, it is somewhat impressive in it's own right.

Apparently, there are still plans to film more stories in the Werewolf Cult Chronicles series, and I support them in doing so. While low quality, it's refreshing to see people dedicated to making a new horror series for fans to enjoy. I wish them luck in their endeavors, and while I wouldn't really recommend this film unless it was for a drunken party setting, I do feel they have the ability to, if they so wish, to produce some riveting shorts in this series.

My rating: 5.5/10



-Michael

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Review #15: Chainsaw Scumfuck (1988) - Short film

This was - well, imagine, if you will, They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore (1985)*, only with a third of the budget. Oh, and in the UK. That's Chainsaw Scumfuck, an ultra-low budget, shot-on-video, gory short with only the tiniest inkling of a plot. At least it didn't take too long to watch, I'll give it that.

Source: YouTube
Length: 7 minutes
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 12
Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Director: Alex Chandon [Chainsaw Scumfuck, Bad Karma, Drillbit, Cradle of Fear, Inbred]


We begin with two blokes hanging out, obnoxiously loud heavy metal playing in the background.


They're chatting about something or the other, but with the combination of the low quality audio, loud music, and British accents, I caught only about one-third of the conversation. Regardless, it doesn't matter, as someone comes into the house (or apartment, more like), and tries to kill them.

A testament to both the gore and the low quality
The killer wield either an electric chainsaw, or, as I more prefer, the quieter, but no less deadly, gardening shears (though it's not nearly as stylish as this).



As aforementioned, there's not much of a plot at all, but for films like this (again, think H. G. Lewis and Nathan Schiff), there's doesn't need to be a story, just gore.

The video was in tough condition. I have no problem with shot-on-video shorts or films (to the chagrin of some friends of mine), but I generally hope they're in better shape than this one. 

Admittedly, I was unaware of Alex Chandon (the director), but apparently he made two more films along the same vein as this, and then moved up in the world and directed a 2001 anthology, Cradle of Fear. I've not seen any more of his work, but I would be vaguely interested to do so after seeing this.

This was nothing more or nothing less than I expected, nor should it be less than what anyone expects. With a name like Chainsaw Scumfuck, I highly doubt people are foolish enough to hope for a short which values a deep and intellectual message. It is what it is - a low quality, gory film, and it did what it set out to do, never pretending to be anything more.

My rating: 5.5/10



* - If you haven't seen, or even heard of, They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore, I wouldn't be terribly surprised. It's not really obscure, it's more avoided. I would like to review it much later, when I have time, but until then, if you enjoy shot-on-video slashers, with minimal plot and high gore, I'd seek it out. I rented it out from NetFlix at one point in time, so they may have a DVD handy still, if interested.

Until next time,
Michael

Friday, July 25, 2014

Archive of Films Reviews

This is every film/short I have reviewed, with links to the specific review. Updated on a regular basis.




Lights Out (Radio Show - Miscellaneous episodes)

1937 Season: The Organ

1946 Season: The Haunted Cell



Friday the 13th: The Obsession (Fan-made web-series - Seven total episodes)

Episode 1: The Man Behind the Mask

Episode 2: Hard Rock Summer

Episode 3: Love is a Lie

Review #14: The Wolf Man (1999) - Short film

The Wolf Man is a six-minute animated short by Tim Hope. While not really just horror, it has elements, and more so, others tend to count it, so I see no harm in reviewing it.

Source: YouTube
Length: 6 minutes
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 95
Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Director: Tim Hope [The Wolf Man


So, as aforementioned, this is an animated short. This is not your normal animation, however. Below are two examples of how it looks.'



It's sort of like animated cardboard cut-outs. It's unique, no doubt.

So as for the story, in a forest, we see a woman walking down a path, singing a song to herself to keep occupied.


She does not go unnoticed, though - a wolf see her, and is on the prowl.


From the wolves' point of view, the woman is attacked. But wait, what is this?



It was a movie on the telly, being watched by a bored astrologist, who wishes more than anything he could be a werewolf.

Feeling the moon calling to him, he imagines the moon singing a song to him, while he watches, memorized.



From this point on, the short is quite unclear. Apparently, he turns into a werewolf and... destroys the world. Don't believe me?




So the ending is not very clear or coherent. Perhaps it was all just in his wild imagination, which is what I am inclined to believe. His life is so boring that he would rather turn into a werewolf and destroy the world, so I feel some pity must be felt for him. Oh, and he needs help, as he's utterly insane.

The Wolf Man is an odd film. Apparently it aired on television (in the UK) quite commonly after is came out, so it has a plethora of fans out there. Just look at the YouTube video - almost 22,000 views. This is not unknown by any stretch of the imagination, it just doesn't have anywhere near that many votes on IMDb, which I feel is a shame.

It's an unique short, no doubt, whatever genre one chooses to label it. Due to the ambiguous ending, I can't say I loved it, but it was something interesting. In my opinion, you should check it out at least once, and then probably remember it fondly.

My rating: 6/10


Thursday, July 24, 2014

Review #13: The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water (1973) - Short film

This is just a one-minute and 30 second public service announcement (or, in the UK, a public information film) from the early 1970's. That said, it was a very impressive view, and I'd recommend watching it when possible. Believe me, there are good reasons.

Source: YouTube
Length: 1 minute
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 97
Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Director: Jeff Grant [The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water]

There is no title screen for this film, but then again, as it is literally a public service announcement, they didn't really need one.

The meaning behind this PSA is simple - it is to warn kids against playing near deep water without parental supervision. If that is simply all it is, why am I hyping it up? It is narrated by none other than the late great Donald Pleasence.


The film starts out in Pleasence's chilling voice stating "I am the spirit of dark and lonely water." We then see the said spirit, a Grim Reaper-type phantasm.

Already, if I were a kid watching this, goosebumps would form on my arms. It's effective from this point on.

He explains that people would expect to find him in swampy, desolate areas, yet "no one would expect to find me here."


A child using a long stick to get to a soccer ball - if you see who is joining the group of kids in the background, you might be able to tell where this is going.

You guessed it - the young boy falls in, and becomes a victim of the Spirit, who watches the procession.


We then cut to an example of an "unwary" victim.


I can't tell what the boy is reaching for, but as the Spirit puts it,
"This branch is weak. Rotten. It will never take his weight."
He then falls in to his death.


Gleefully, the Spirit watches him drown.

In the third and final segment, we see how the Spirit can be defeated.

A boy foolishly went swimming despite a "No Swimming" sign, and is drowning, when two of his peers notice the screaming.

Meanwhile, the Spirit witness the struggling boy.


When they see him in the water, they suggest using a big stick to get him out, causing the Spirit to state that "sensible children - I have no power over them."

The Spirit, in a way, melts, leaving behind his robe. One of the children throws it into the water, and Pleasence's voice rings out again one final time, stating forcefully:
The Spirit: I'll be back [echoes and fades]
I could not imagine a more effective advertisement to warn children of the dangers of deep water. Pleasence's menacing and, how else can you say it, creepy voice, along with the Grim Reaper-type character leads me to believe that any child who watched this would not be caught dead ten feet from dangerous-looking waters.

I know it's only a public information film. I know that it's only a minute and a half. I also know that I've not seen something this scary in the past week. This is an awesome look into 1970's United Kingdom, and very well-worth the watch.

My rating: 9/10

IMDb Page 

Wikipedia Page

- Michael

Review #12: The Fall of the House of Usher (1928) - Short film

This artistic short barely resembles the Poe story it takes it's name from, but unlike The Tell-Tale Heart, this really doesn't harm my review or reception in any sense. It's clear to me that this film was trying something new, something akin to the German expressionism movement years earlier. While not good in the traditional sense, one cannot deny that this short is unique.

Source: YouTube
Length: 13 minutes
Number of Ratings from IMDb: 753
Country of Origin: USA
Director: James Sibley Watson [The Fall of the House of Usher] & Melville Webber [The Fall of the House of Usher]


This film is often described as avant-garde and an example of American expressionism (think The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari). As such, the short doesn't really follow the story whatsoever - oh, if you're familiar with the story, you can make some connections, but overall, there's not much of a plot to speak of.

Unlike Where Evil Dwells, a short I previously reviewed, the film is not harmed due to the lack of plot. This is for a few reasons - firstly, this is about half as short, and thus is far more palatable. Secondly, unlike the 1985 short, this film has many unique shots (as one can expect from an expressionist film), and as disjointed as it may be, it's still sort of fun to watch. Below are a few images that stood out to me.






The last two images interest me especially. It spells out "crack", and the second one spells out "cracked" while the word is, as you can see, literally being cracked apart. I don't know the meaning over it whatsoever, but visually, it is interesting.

In fact, most of this film, if not all, is visually interesting. What it lacks in story and plot, it makes up for with that. I don't love it, but I felt no strong feels of dislike toward it while I was watching. In fact, I'm rather impressed by how this came out - sure, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari came out eight years earlier, so I shouldn't be surprised - but even so, the visuals strike me as damn cool.

On a side-note, while I realize, and have said of such, that this short really does not resemble the original Poe story, I'll link the original story here anyway, as it's really worth reading.

Also, I watched this short with the soundtrack by C.Z. Robertson, who added sort of a dark electronic feeling to the film, which I felt really helped it along. I admit, I have some doubts at first, but this film should probably be viewed - it's just that aesthetically appealing.

My rating: 7/10



- Michael